I love this. I want to give it to one of the guys who works with me. You know the type: f*cked gaijin who's been here too long and replies to your polite self-introduction with a "Hi, I'm busy" and stealthily strides around the corridors with his don't-frikken-talk-to-me ipod headphones on and a serious I'm-way-too-busy-to-smile-and-say-hey look on his face and has a million and one conspiracy theories cluttering his youtube account and his English classes. I despise everything about him. I suspect it's mutual. He wants to teach the high school kids that human-generated Global Warming is just a big conspiracy theory. "It happens naturally" every millenium or so. Ha. So quickly? I don't think so.

Such a d*ck. I would like to file a bug report with the gods on this one.

Another excellent webcomic piece from xkcd.com/.